The mighty spam/scam emails thread. (Updated)

[Mario]

They are spinning their wheels, trying every angle they can imagine.

ECONOMICAL AND FINANCIAL CRIME COMMISSION
Address:6A Olumeni Street Old GRA,
Port Harcourt, Rivers State

Attention to you,

When your name appeared on the list of approved beneficiaries sometime ago and was submitted here to us, we contacted you to refer you to the Federal Ministry for Finance to seek compensation fund which many received, the email we sent you may have not been delivered or you ignored it, I am writing you now because you are needed to take a decision on the compensation fund you have here, you may have received emails hundreds of emails from impostors in the last few years till date telling you about this and that millions and if you don't come down to Nigeria in person to pursue the release of the ONLY true compensation fund you have here, it will be difficult for you to believe even what I write, the scam you suffered in the past and that experience may even be what will deny you your true fund because once you are scammed you suspect everyone is lying to you and not trustworthy and that is why you are needed here in person or if you do not wish claim the fund, you are needed to confirm you are forfeiting the fund so they can change the ownership of the fund and award to other scammed victims seeking compensation fund.

You need to contact the Foreign Affairs Commission to make inquiry about your true approved fund and the status of that fund, contact the Foreign Affairs Commission, contact Hon Tijani Suleiman on the following email:

Foreign Affairs Commission
Hon Tijani Suleiman
E-mail: info01@foreignaffair.at.pn

For any email you have received telling you about any millions approved here is scammed has been scam perpetrated by impostors, I can go through the records over and over again and tell you there is no other compensation apart from the approved in your name years ago but has been HELD by the FEDERAL MINISTRY FOR FINANCE UNDER ORDERS OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT,you have the chance to claim the fund now and your attention is needed by the Federal Ministry for Finance or if you do not wish to pursue the release of the fund, your confirmation is needed and today.

Waiting for your response.

Detective Silva Osagie
INTERNET SCAM INVESTIGATION DEPT OF THE
Economical and Financial Crime