The mighty spam/scam emails thread. (Updated)

[Mario]

And another.

Dear Friend,

I am contacting you independently of my investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of $1.3million immediately to your private account.The money has been here in our Bank lying dormant for eight good years now without anybody coming for the claim of it.

I want to release the money to you as the relative to Mrs.Joyce Lake (the account owner) who died a long with her supposed Next of Kin since 31 January 2000.You can confirm the genuineness of the business by visiting this web site: http://html.koat.com/sh/news/stories...01-133854.html

The Banking laws here does not allow such money to stay more than 9 years,because the money will be recalled to the Bank treasury account as unclaimed fund.

By indicating your interest I will send you the full details on how the business will be executed.
contact me at my private email address:hubaziri@hotmail.com
Please delete if you are not interested.

Regards,

Huba Ziri.
African Development Bank,
Burkina Faso-West Africa.

[Mario]

And another.

NOKIA SWEEPSTAKES PROMOTION
Ref: QGSL/941OYI/02
Batch: 10/04/YY09

Congratulations!!Your email I.D was selected, you have won the sum of
750,000 pounds. Contact the Agent email below for further instructions:
Mr. Arch Stanton
Email: prizedept.nokia2@live.com
Tel: +44-703-190-0582

Sincerely,
SIR Alan Conwell
Nokia-UK zonal coordinator.